J David Moeller
HEADLINES THAT OUGHT TO BE
Welcome...Oh One and Only!
No Wonder We Can't Find Him!
The King Sues The KinK!
Hanky Does Panky!
There was a young woman who begat
Three children named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
Said, "T'was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
Because there was no tit for Tat!"
La Leche Society's Three main benefits of Breast Feeding:
1) Always a warm meal when needed.
2) Centrally located - easy to reach.
3) You can invite a friend over for dinner!
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