Sunday, January 17, 2010

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather


Really Telling it Captions!
(If you don't click it for full view...you got good eyes!)


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather

The 2012 Dream Team
On Target for America!



Thursday, December 17, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather"
J David Moeller says "Happy Holidays"


Friday, November 27, 2009

J David Moeller's The Daily Blather -Rarely Daily, Always Blather




NEWS ITEM: Bimbo dressed like an Indian and husband crashed the White House's 1st State Dinner. She wanted to be on a "Housewives" reality show.


"Honey...Does this dress make my ass look fat?"
"No dear...and it's called a tuxedo."


"Honestly! We thought this was White Castle!"

Monday, November 23, 2009

J David Moeller's
Daily Blather

Real Captions On Patrol!


Friday, November 20, 2009

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J David Moeller's Daily Blather
The Death of Superman by Supercroc!





Wednesday, November 11, 2009

J David Moeller's Daily Blather -Palin's Book ghostwritten. Writer found in yard.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -ANGER
J David Moeller -Anger

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -BalloonBoy Story a Hoax?

News Item: Richard Heene is being interviewed by Sheriff's officers for information  about a possible hoax in son "Balloon-Boy" Falcon Heene's purported brush with danger when he was thought to have been taken aloft in a makeshift balloon, which landed without him 50 miles away.


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

J David Moeller's The Daily Blather
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Science Isolates "I'm Always Right" gene.

Monday, October 12, 2009


J David Moeller's Daily Blather -Sen. Roland Burris Wins Chicago Marathon!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather"  -Heaven's closed for a day of rest.


God made everything in 6 days and took the 7th off to rest.
Sunday's called the "Day of Rest".
Yet all day long on Sundays, people around the world 
are praying and praying and
constantly sending up hossanas to Heaven...and requests for
help me this and save me that.
The Poor Lord can't get a bit of Rest!

Saturday, October 03, 2009

J David Moeller's Daily Blather Chicago Loses Olympic Bid

Real Captions on Parade
The Captions you won't see in the press!
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News Item: Chicago Loses bid for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games

The Chicago Olympic Bid Team Examines Danish Plumbing!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

J David Moeller's Daily Blather: Real Captions -Sarah Palin's new collar.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily/Always Blather
Lookin' for Peter Pan


Friday, August 21, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily/Always Blather
J David Moeller -"Wisdom"

Monday, August 17, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather"



Here's What Really Happened

<THE REALEST CAPTIONS

The captions they don't want you to see!

Dwarf Grumpy, out of costume, takes a break!


Saturday, July 25, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" The Finger Film

"People in Love"

A finger film

by

J David Moeller

Film Copyright 2009 by J David Moeller

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather"

Buffalo George Toomer, R.I.P. my friend.

"Don't get the thinkies!"
R.I.P.

George R. Toomer
"Buffalo George"
Passed away Sunday July 12, 2009
He is missed



Buffalo George (L) and the author taking
a cigarette break during the production
of "Claxon" Magazine's first issue.


Buffalo George Toomer Goes to Mars!
Buffalo George Goes to Mars!


"Take a leg, an eye, a lung or wrist...but give me back my friend. What good are bones or veins or toes when gone is one who led me, taught me, cared. Please, give me back my friend. The Sun is black, the moon reversed...please give me back my friend. What good is food or wine or bits of mint? What matter jokes or tunes? The footprints have stopped and laughter's waned...please...give me back my friend."

Buffalo George R. Toomer was a Dallas illustrator, raconteur, humorist, fast food critic, bon vivant, cigar smoking, ear staubing, giant of a man who treated everyone he met as if they were his very best friend. He mentored young and old alike in the art business and did so freely and with compassion and gusto. He did everything with gusto.


In my life I have never been closer to any one human being as I was to George.

We met in military school over 50 years ago and have been best friends ever since.

I looked up to him and respected his selfless wisdom and bled him of it regularlyto guide me on my path. I always marveled at his sagacity and lightening ready wit.

I’d quote his morsels of inspiration to my friends when I felt his words would servethem as they had assuaged my problems.

Over and over he’d admonish me to avoid getting “the thinkies”…referring to my habitof over thinking a problem in my life and agrandizing it out of proportion. I’m sureothers of his friends received the same prescription.

Over the years George allowed me to pester him mercilessly while he worked over his drafting/art table -like a puppy underfoot, never turning me away; always kind and patient.

In 1970 we co-published Claxon Magazine, a “ground-level” alternative magazine, in Dallas.
The four issues we produced were all sell-outs and featured the work of such photograpers as Jack Caspary, Phil Hollenbeck, Shel Hershorn, Moses Olmos, and others.

George designed and produced the entire publication. I edited and wrote. He was not the best speller and I’d remind him when he turned in copy that “You’re pictures, I’m words”…a phrase I heard him say to others in later years…and it made me proud that he’d adopted something of mine into his vernacular; I had so often done so of his.

In November of that year we founded the “Giant Thanksgiving SuperFeast”, a free Thanksgiving dinner for anyone needing a place to go, regardless of their ability to pay for it. A history of those SuperFeasts can be found at http://thanksgivingsuperfeast.blogspot.com/

Over the years it became a goal of mine to make him laugh at my humor. He was the master humorist. He could, if given the stage and his bent for performance, most assuredly, hold his own with the best comics of our time.

I never met a soul that wasn’t convulsed by him time and again. And so, I’d try to make him laugh…and succeeded, perhaps, five times.

And those five times were the highest moments of my life. Surely, he’d tell me I was funny…and I knew I was…but to hear him laugh spontaneously at a joke or witticism from my lips was as if I’d found the Holy Grail itself.

These last years, and more so this last, we’d talk on the phone perhaps every 10-15 days or so: I in Chicago, he in Dallas. It may have been two old farts checking in, unsaid but underneath, “You still alive?” “Yeah, you?” but it was always two old friends reminiscing and sharing.

It had been about two weeks since our last chat so I called my friend Saturday afternoon at 5:13 pm. We talked for forty-four minutes and 50 seconds according to my cell phone’s log.

We bemoaned our age, our aches and pains, the fact that we’d not enjoy the close company of women any more. He offered advice about my current spate of problems and “thinkies” and I tried tocomfort him by understanding the pain he was suffering.

And then, as do all calls, it was time to sign off.

I spoke first, “I love you, man!”

George replied, “Yeah, me too.”

Please Click here to read what his friends have to say about this great man.

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather
J David Moeller


HEADLINES THAT OUGHT TO BE
Welcome...Oh One and Only!

No Wonder We Can't Find Him!

The King Sues The KinK!


Hanky Does Panky!

There was a young woman who begat
Three children named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
Said, "T'was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
Because there was no tit for Tat!"
La Leche Society's Three main benefits of Breast Feeding:
1) Always a warm meal when needed.
2) Centrally located - easy to reach.
3) You can invite a friend over for dinner!