J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather

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J David Moeller's The Daily Blather

NEWS REAL CAPTIONS

The captions they wouldn't print!

"Hey, America! Can you find my hidden message!"

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Obama and the Sheik's Puppy

Real Captions

The ones they don't want you to see!

"Go ahead...pet him. Fidochmed doesn't bite.

Ooops...sorry about the little 'accident' on your shoe! "

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Good News for Octomom!

S'mores Real Captions

The ones you won't see anywhere else!

"La Leche Society called and said they're

paying for the extra nipple implants!"

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Some More Oh So "Real" Captions

The ones you won't see anywhere but here!

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Burris Testifies He Can Count.

Q: Senator, how many times have you changed your story regarding whether or not you spoke to anyone in the Blagojevich administration, family, or closely connected individuals about possible fundraising of any sort for Gov. Blagojevich in any manner immediately prior to his appointing you to the Senate of the United States?

A: This manys, I promise!

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The "Real" Captions Pay for Play Senate Follies

News item: February 14, 2009
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP)– Sen. Roland Burris admitted

in a document released Saturday that former

Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother asked him for campaign

fundraising help before the governor appointed Burris

to the Senate.

The governor appointed Burris, a former state attorney general,

to the Senate seat on Dec. 30, three weeks after federal agents

arrested Blagojevich on a complaint alleging he had tried to trade

the appointment for campaign cash or a high-paying job.

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"I've got 100 thousand, 100 thousand, do I hear 200 thousand,

Gimme 2oo thousand, can I get 200 thousand...going once...going..."

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-DAUGHTER OF REAL CAPTIONS-

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Here are Sarah Palin's

Pals!

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This is the future of America?

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-Real Real Captions-

Presidential Candidate John McCain

rushes to fix the economy!

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"Just Wondering"

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> Sur-REAL CAPTIONS #7<

News Item: Jesse Jackson says, "I want to cut his nuts off!"

"You're Not Gettin' These, Jesse!"

"Uh...Hunh!"

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Presidential Hopeful

John McCain

Awards

$300,000,000

Best

Battery

Prize!

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Imperfectly REAL Captions #6

"Would you look at that. A genuine Presidential Goober!"

"Hmmm. If he'd stick a wick in that ear wax, you'd have a McCaindle!"

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News Item: California legalizes Gay marriage.

SPAWN OF REAL CAPTIONS #5

"Oh, Yes George! I will! And Schwartzennegger said he'd perform the ceremony!"

"Soo...Leeza, will you be my bride's maid!"

"Look George! He said he can do it right now."

"I'm getting them a puppy! What about you?"

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The Red-State News Update

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Happy Sphynx Hold de Mayo

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Truly Really Real Captions #4

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"Whoa! Somebody cut the cheese!"

" Well, I just use a bottle when I need to go."

"It was right here! It said 'Sen. Hillary Clinton' and was about this big."

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"Really...The Real Captions" #3

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"You see any nose spiders up there?"

"You tell me: Half Empty or Half Full?"

"Aqau Velva is so 20th Century"

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MORE Real Captions #2

"Did you bring the Beano?"

"There were no towels left in the men's room!"

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"The Daily Blather"

-THE REAL CAPTIONS- #1

"...and then he said, '' 'Yeah... that's it...I'm glad to see ya!' "

"What? What'd I say? I said
'I just came from Nantucket'. What's so funny about that?"


















"No...like this."