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Burris Testifies He Can Count.

Q: Senator, how many times have you changed your story regarding whether or not you spoke to anyone in the Blagojevich administration, family, or closely connected individuals about possible fundraising of any sort for Gov. Blagojevich in any manner immediately prior to his appointing you to the Senate of the United States?

A: This manys, I promise!

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Presidential Hopeful

John McCain

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News Item: California legalizes Gay marriage.

SPAWN OF REAL CAPTIONS #5

"Oh, Yes George! I will! And Schwartzennegger said he'd perform the ceremony!"

"Soo...Leeza, will you be my bride's maid!"

"Look George! He said he can do it right now."

"I'm getting them a puppy! What about you?"

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