Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, January 17, 2010

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather


Really Telling it Captions!
(If you don't click it for full view...you got good eyes!)


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather

The 2012 Dream Team
On Target for America!



Saturday, October 17, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -BalloonBoy Story a Hoax?

News Item: Richard Heene is being interviewed by Sheriff's officers for information  about a possible hoax in son "Balloon-Boy" Falcon Heene's purported brush with danger when he was thought to have been taken aloft in a makeshift balloon, which landed without him 50 miles away.


Saturday, October 03, 2009

J David Moeller's Daily Blather Chicago Loses Olympic Bid

Real Captions on Parade
The Captions you won't see in the press!
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News Item: Chicago Loses bid for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games

The Chicago Olympic Bid Team Examines Danish Plumbing!

Monday, August 17, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather"



Here's What Really Happened

<THE REALEST CAPTIONS

The captions they don't want you to see!

Dwarf Grumpy, out of costume, takes a break!


Saturday, July 18, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather
J David Moeller


HEADLINES THAT OUGHT TO BE
Welcome...Oh One and Only!

No Wonder We Can't Find Him!

The King Sues The KinK!


Hanky Does Panky!

There was a young woman who begat
Three children named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
Said, "T'was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
Because there was no tit for Tat!"
La Leche Society's Three main benefits of Breast Feeding:
1) Always a warm meal when needed.
2) Centrally located - easy to reach.
3) You can invite a friend over for dinner!

Monday, July 13, 2009

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather

Happy Bastille Day!Click to Enlarge

(My ex-wife said she tried -and it didn't work.)

J David Moeller's The Daily Blather

NEWS REAL CAPTIONS
The captions they wouldn't print!

"Hey, America! Can you find my hidden message!"

Saturday, February 21, 2009

J DAVID MOELLER'S
"The Daily Blather"

Some More Oh So "Real" Captions
The ones you won't see anywhere but here!
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Burris Testifies He Can Count.
Q: Senator, how many times have you changed your story regarding whether or not you spoke to anyone in the Blagojevich administration, family, or closely connected individuals about possible fundraising of any sort for Gov. Blagojevich in any manner immediately prior to his appointing you to the Senate of the United States?

A: This manys, I promise!

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

J DAVID MOELLER'S
The Daily Blather
The "Real" Captions Pay for Play Senate Follies


News item: February 14, 2009
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP)– Sen. Roland Burris admitted
in a document released Saturday that former
Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother asked him for campaign
fundraising help before the governor appointed Burris
to the Senate.

The governor appointed Burris, a former state attorney general,
to the Senate seat on Dec. 30, three weeks after federal agents
arrested Blagojevich on a complaint alleging he had tried to trade
the appointment for campaign cash or a high-paying job.
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"I've got 100 thousand, 100 thousand, do I hear 200 thousand,
Gimme 2oo thousand, can I get 200 thousand...going once...going..."

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

J David Moeller's
Daily Blather

News Item: California legalizes Gay marriage.

SPAWN OF REAL CAPTIONS #5


"Oh, Yes George! I will! And Schwartzennegger said he'd perform the ceremony!"



"Soo...Leeza, will you be my bride's maid!"



"Look George! He said he can do it right now."


"I'm getting them a puppy! What about you?"

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Monday, April 28, 2008

J DAVID MOELLER'S

Daily Blather


Truly Really Real Captions #4
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"Whoa! Somebody cut the cheese!"
" Well, I just use a bottle when I need to go."


"It was right here! It said 'Sen. Hillary Clinton' and was about this big."





Friday, April 18, 2008

J David Moeller's
Daily Blather

"Really...The Real Captions" #3

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"You see any nose spiders up there?"




"You tell me: Half Empty or Half Full?"






"Aqau Velva is so 20th Century"

Thursday, January 24, 2008

J David Moeller's
"The Daily Blather"
Giant Asteroid 2007 TU24 really
Just a Potato.
Exclusive Photo Proof!


(Click for Full View)

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

J David Moeller's
"Daily Blather"

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Monday, April 09, 2007

What do you call a cow with no Legs?