Really Telling it Captions!
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Saturday, October 17, 2009
J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -BalloonBoy Story a Hoax?
News Item: Richard Heene is being interviewed by Sheriff's officers for information about a possible hoax in son "Balloon-Boy" Falcon Heene's purported brush with danger when he was thought to have been taken aloft in a makeshift balloon, which landed without him 50 miles away.
News Item: Richard Heene is being interviewed by Sheriff's officers for information about a possible hoax in son "Balloon-Boy" Falcon Heene's purported brush with danger when he was thought to have been taken aloft in a makeshift balloon, which landed without him 50 miles away.
Saturday, October 03, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather"
Here's What Really Happened
<THE REALEST CAPTIONS
The captions they don't want you to see!
Dwarf Grumpy, out of costume, takes a break!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather
J David Moeller
The King Sues The KinK!
Hanky Does Panky!
There was a young woman who begat
Three children named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
Said, "T'was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
Because there was no tit for Tat!"
La Leche Society's Three main benefits of Breast Feeding:
1) Always a warm meal when needed.
2) Centrally located - easy to reach.
3) You can invite a friend over for dinner!
J David Moeller
HEADLINES THAT OUGHT TO BE
Welcome...Oh One and Only!
No Wonder We Can't Find Him!
The King Sues The KinK!
Hanky Does Panky!
There was a young woman who begat
Three children named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
Said, "T'was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
Because there was no tit for Tat!"
La Leche Society's Three main benefits of Breast Feeding:1) Always a warm meal when needed.
2) Centrally located - easy to reach.
3) You can invite a friend over for dinner!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
J DAVID MOELLER'S
"The Daily Blather"
Some More Oh So "Real" Captions
The ones you won't see anywhere but here!
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Burris Testifies He Can Count.
Burris Testifies He Can Count.
Q: Senator, how many times have you changed your story regarding whether or not you spoke to anyone in the Blagojevich administration, family, or closely connected individuals about possible fundraising of any sort for Gov. Blagojevich in any manner immediately prior to his appointing you to the Senate of the United States?
A: This manys, I promise!
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
J DAVID MOELLER'S
The Daily Blather
The "Real" Captions Pay for Play Senate Follies
News item: February 14, 2009
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP)– Sen. Roland Burris admitted
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP)– Sen. Roland Burris admitted
in a document released Saturday that former
Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother asked him for campaign
fundraising help before the governor appointed Burris
to the Senate.
The governor appointed Burris, a former state attorney general,
to the Senate seat on Dec. 30, three weeks after federal agents
arrested Blagojevich on a complaint alleging he had tried to trade
the appointment for campaign cash or a high-paying job.
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"I've got 100 thousand, 100 thousand, do I hear 200 thousand,
Gimme 2oo thousand, can I get 200 thousand...going once...going..."
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
J David Moeller's
Daily Blather
SPAWN OF REAL CAPTIONS #5
"Oh, Yes George! I will! And Schwartzennegger said he'd perform the ceremony!"
"Soo...Leeza, will you be my bride's maid!"
"Look George! He said he can do it right now."
"I'm getting them a puppy! What about you?" 
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
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