J DAVID MOELLER'S

"The Daily Blather"

Some More Oh So "Real" Captions

The ones you won't see anywhere but here!

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Burris Testifies He Can Count.

Q: Senator, how many times have you changed your story regarding whether or not you spoke to anyone in the Blagojevich administration, family, or closely connected individuals about possible fundraising of any sort for Gov. Blagojevich in any manner immediately prior to his appointing you to the Senate of the United States?

A: This manys, I promise!

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J DAVID MOELLER'S

The Daily Blather

The "Real" Captions Pay for Play Senate Follies

News item: February 14, 2009
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP)– Sen. Roland Burris admitted

in a document released Saturday that former

Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother asked him for campaign

fundraising help before the governor appointed Burris

to the Senate.

The governor appointed Burris, a former state attorney general,

to the Senate seat on Dec. 30, three weeks after federal agents

arrested Blagojevich on a complaint alleging he had tried to trade

the appointment for campaign cash or a high-paying job.

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"I've got 100 thousand, 100 thousand, do I hear 200 thousand,

Gimme 2oo thousand, can I get 200 thousand...going once...going..."

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