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Presidential Hopeful

John McCain

Awards

$300,000,000

Best

Battery

Prize!

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Imperfectly REAL Captions #6

"Would you look at that. A genuine Presidential Goober!"

"Hmmm. If he'd stick a wick in that ear wax, you'd have a McCaindle!"

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News Item: California legalizes Gay marriage.

SPAWN OF REAL CAPTIONS #5

"Oh, Yes George! I will! And Schwartzennegger said he'd perform the ceremony!"

"Soo...Leeza, will you be my bride's maid!"

"Look George! He said he can do it right now."

"I'm getting them a puppy! What about you?"

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