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STOP PULLING FINGERS


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Relax! Now you can fight that urge to pull old Uncle Harold's finger when he commands you at holiday time to "PULL MY FINGER".

We know you fought the urge, but you always believed him when he said "It's a new trick! I promise. Just pull it! You'll see!".

And, everytime, you pulled it...and everytime it was the same old smelly joke.

Well, NOW THERE'S HELP.

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Mythical beast found alive!
Pet World taken aback.




Chicago- Scientists of the University of the Middle of the Road have captured a living specimen of the long sought "Cat-hen". For centuries the academic community has suspected there, indeed, was a living Cat-hen; that it was not, as had been thought, a mythical creature out of Luxumbourgeois folklore.

Dr. Heronimous Botch, of the University, said, "I first espied the trackings of what I instantaneously knew to be the Kentuckus-demousiusticus. It is impossible to miss the distinctive structural pedalic markings so familiar to all who have been involved with this research", he said referring also to his brother Ricky.

The Cat-hen -or, as some scientists prefer to call it, the Chick-Feline- will be on display at the University's School of Domestic Furnishings through the holidays.

Below is an artist's rendering of the
previously assumed appearance of the Cat-hen.



Actual photo of beast captured
in the wild. Note underdeveloped beak
protruding from skull. It is believed
this "juvenile projection" facilitated
dismemberment of prey once entrapped.