Saturday, May 19, 2007

Once upon a time...
In a land far far away from where we are right now, there lived a little boy and girl who thought they knew everything there was to know.

They were not very tall, but they weren’t very short either. As a matter of fact, their legs touched the ground and that made them feel just right.

One day, when they were feeling especially good about themselves, they wandered into a stand of trees they’d never explored before.

It smelled good in these trees. All green and woodsy. They could hear little birds chirping happily above them in the trees; and, once in awhile, they could hear the sound of a babbling brook off in the distance somewhere.

Then a bear attacked them and they died horribly and slowly.

The last thing they remembered was their Mommy’s words: “Never go into the woods. The bear will eat you.”

I guess they didn’t know everything after all, did they?

Saturday, May 05, 2007

It's the 5th of May...




Uhhhh....